tyleroakley:

when I add my own caption to a post

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comin4dabooty:

When you stub your toe

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sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

brititsh:

"im 12 but i am mature for my age"

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eriadn:

we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”

chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

teenscoolest:

why cant i cry money instead of tears