I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store
you may not be perfect, but you’re pretty close.
when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you
That’s fucking ridiculous. No one should have to wait 458 days for their fucking LUGGAGE.
this is literally the most beautiful love story my god
how do you get a nice body without moving
when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group
How to do sex:
- Put the lime in the coconut
- shake it all up