grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

windowsvriska:

do you ever wonder if u have a reputation like people u dont even know could have opinions about u 

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

thetowndrugdealer:

thetowndrugdealer:

im deleting all the negativity out of my life

image

deucebasket:

I saw a bunch of ants carrying around a potato chip this morning and it made me wish I had a bunch of friends and a really huge potato chip

nintenclo:

my parents’ initials are bs and ja and when they were dating they used to call each other bull shit and jack ass and i think that’s beautiful

midorimashintarou:

clock: 3am

me: image

meanplastic:

*breathes*
*gains 5 pounds*